Curtains for Mom

A few weeks ago, Mom asked, "Who were those people who came in and stole my drapes?"

"What drapes? You don't have drapes."

"Yes, I do. Those things on top of the windows."

"Oh, those are called 'toppers.'"

"Well, whatever they're called, somebody stole them."

"No one stole your toppers. Those are the same ones you always had. "

"No, these are different.'

"How are they different?"

'They're of much better quality than the ones they stole."