Thursday, January 31, 2013

Ooooo! Discount!

This morning my husband suggested that gun owners be required to have insurance just as car owners are. Can't you just imagine the conversation between Flo and a potential customer?

Customer: Never killed anyone.

Flo: Oooooo! Discount!

Customer: Never had a gun go off accidentally.

Flo: Oooooo! Discount!

Customer: Lifelong member of the NRA.

Flo: Oooooo! Discount! Do you own more than one?

Customer: Sure do! Two hunting rifles, three assault weapons, a couple Glocks, a--

Flo: Oooooo! Multiple-gun discount!


4 comments:

PseudoPiskie said...

Hee. Great idea tho.

Nancy Chisum said...

All that would accomplish is continue to tax responsible citizens that would actually go out and purchase the insurance. Just as with car insurance, the irresponsible, the crooks, and mentally deranged, would not be lining up to visit Flo the insurance lady. Funny scenario though.

Lena said...

Clever man, cleaver post!

Golden To Silver Val said...

OMG! I love this post. Unfortunately I fear it could be prophetic....if not 100%, probably at least 50%. LOL, I will never again see Flo and not think of this.